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Verdict
YOU'RE CARRYING THIS.
You opened 18 conversations. They opened two. That is not mystery. That is data.
Effort split
82/18
You / them
Red flag
They only reply when it's convenient.
Next move
Do not send the follow-up.
Signal > noise
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The report card
Red flag
Consistent breadcrumbing, zero follow-through.
Insight
Your anxiety spikes after their late-night check-ins.
Verdict
Mute the thread. Reclaim your weekend.
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